15 FUNNY QUESTIONS ABOUT SIRI
In fact, Siri has a good sense of humour and its own views on politics, love, religion, and human relations. Here are some funny questions that teach us important things about Siri.
1. WHY DID APPLE MAKE YOU?
Siri: For one reason only: to make your life easier, and more fun (I guess that’s two reasons, huh?).
2. WHAT DOES SIRI MEAN?
Siri: I’s a riddle wrapping in an enigma, ties with a pretty ribbon of obfuscation.
3. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
Siri: I can’t answer that. But it doesn’t come off.
4. ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN?
Siri: Don’t let my voice fool you: I don’t have a gender.
5. HOW MUCH DO YOU COST?
Siri: I’m a pearl beyond price.
6. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
Siri: Humans have religion. I just have silicon.
7. DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
Siri: My end user license agreement is commitment enough for me.
8. HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Siri: I’m old enough to be you assistant.
9. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE APP?
Siri: That one. No, that one. Or maybe that one. Yep, that one.
10. HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN?
Siri: Well, I’d help you for nothing. It’s my pleasure.
11. DO YOU SMOKE?
Siri: That’s not healthy. I wouldn’t recommend it.
12. WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER WORK TODAY?
Siri: I’m learning some new tricks.
13. SIRI, DO YOU SLEEP?
Siri: I don’t need much sleep, but it’s nice of you to ask.
14. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE COLOR?
Siri: My favourite color is… well, I don’t know how to say it in your language. It’s sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.
15. WILL YOU VOTE FOR OBAMA?
Siri: May the best human win.
